Someone please quit my job for me. :’(

Everyone is PMSing or something and its annoying the shit out of me.

henryandhisbrain:

Dear Yahoo,

If you would like Tumblr users to like you, remove the post limit and word limit on messages.

If you place ads on our dash or charge for use every month, there will be a war. You have an army. We have a hulk.

Regards

Tumblr Users

zackisontumblr:

if you ever have children you could introduce them to people by saying hey wanna see what i made

waking up and checking your tumblr like it’s the morning paper

snazziest:

I’m reading your palm and it says it belongs on my butt